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A Baby for Bradgelina

Make way for what could possibly be the most beautiful human being to be born without genetic manipulation: Angelina Jolie has announced that she and current partner Brad Pitt are having a baby. Since Pitt was rumored to have split from Jennifer Aniston over her reluctance to bear his children (and possibly risk losing her famine victim physique), and considering how quickly he filed papers to become the father of Jolie’s adopted kids Maddox and Zahara, it was only a matter of time before his own bundle of DNA appeared on the scene.

At least the two Hollywood A-listers aren’t fooling themselves as to permanence – the Buddhist wedding ceremony they’re holding will not be legally binding, so no there will be no need for a pre-nup when the split eventually comes.

As an Angelina connoisseur, however, I have to say this is the best pairing so far – Johnny Lee Miller was too innocent, Billy Bob Thornton was too greasy and not wild enough, but Pitt has serious potential. As long as he can keep the Tyler Durden thing going indefinitely.
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