The following list should be tacked on to every man’s refrigerator or closet door. Some of these items are throwbacks to the 1990s when Power Rangers were cool. Some are just plain tasteless. Others…well, others are just big no’s. While this article is meant to be humour, there is also quite a bit of truth in this list, especially if you ever want to have a women look at you without disgust or contempt!

Prints and Other Atrocities
First things first—ditch the tropical prints on shirts. They’re an eyesore and never do anything for anyone’s attractiveness. Very few guys can pull off other loud prints, although I’ve seen it happen. But, they have been true avante-garde, true-to-the-soul indie types who wear two-dollar pants. For the most part, stay far, far away!