There are several reasons why some men have no interest in being promoted to a higher position.  They’d have to work longer hours, be held accountable for project failures, and awkwardly try to tell subordinates what to do.  But fear not, there are strategies you can use to gently tiptoe around the pitfalls of success that involve little more than picking out the correct outfit.  Ladies, feel free to share these tips with your man if you also want to make sure he never gets promoted! 

Smelly Footwear

Well it’s May 1st!  Time to break out the old brown sandals and start wearing them into the office everyday until October.  There’s nothing quite as disgusting as a man’s feet and there’s no piece of clothing that portrays the quality of laziness quite as effectively as a sandal.  Strap on a pair of these bad boys and nobody will even think of taking you seriously again.  Then you can kick back, relax, and do what you do best; crack jokes by the coffee maker!

If you’ve noticed some of your competition in the office is also wearing sandals, kick it up a notch by wearing a pair of flip-flops on Fridays.  One look at your foot-knuckle hair and toe nail discoloration and your boss will know you’re perfectly suited to stay exactly where you are!