Bachelor’s Degree: What She Wants

By Tyler Kalmakoff
[Bachelor's Degree]
Think she just wants shoes?  Think again.  Tyler Kalmakoff searches his inner Mel Gibson and passes along a few things she wishes you knew.
Women are unpredictable.  They aren’t obvious in any obvious way a man is.  You never know what they see, what they smell, what they hear, or taste, or what they feel.  You’d like to believe you know what they think about all of this, but you’re probably wrong.  The universal truth is that, as a man, you should—but don’t—understand.  And you never will.

Trying to put a finger on a woman’s thoughts is no different than trying to stamp your finger on a droplet of water, in hopes it stops sliding down the window.  What happens is the droplet simply disintegrates, takes on new forms and then continues on its journey far away from you—being forever elusive.  Complicating.  Challenging.

It’s this elusiveness that allures us to them, the same way we’re allured by water.  We can’t live without it, or without its formlessness, or without its quench, or without the life it breeds and surely not without the darkness that lies beneath its surface, waiting to be explored.  Waiting to be claimed.

Ah yes, women.  What does one want?  Well, if you take into account that water can be filtered, think of me as your purifier.  I don’t catch everything, but I keep the situation consumable.  Your survival depends on it.

Softness

Yes, women want softness.  And I don’t mean in the way a personality is soft.  No, they don’t want a wet-noodle of a guy hanging on their every gasp.  They want softness in your lips, in your tongue, the way it caresses theirs back.  Point blank:  they want you to be able to kiss and kiss well.  And all good kisses are soft, even if aggressive.

This goes for kisses everywhere—on her neck, her hips, her breasts, her legs and especially during oral sex.  Speaking of oral sex, yes, they want that too.  Even the girls who get it regularly want it more.  Oral sex is like studying for a final exam; you never end up doing as much as you could have.

So make your lips inviting.  Invite her in by leaving them slightly open.  Be soft, gentle and mix in some aggressiveness at the same time.  Never overwhelm.  And think of your kisses as a modest proposal.  Not too wet and not too dry.  Just warm and soft like a blanket she’d want to curl up with when it first comes out of the dryer.  Softness is your meal ticket to something more.

Openness

She needs to know—wants to know—how you feel about her.  Often.  So tell her now.

Women love reminders just as much as they love surprises.  And even the most secure women enjoy hearing how much you’re looking forward to a date with them or how excited you are about getting to spend time with them and how much they mean to you.  They love genuine affection and good communication.  This, my friends, is called openness.  It is the Miracle Whip of all relationships.  It makes everything that is good, better.  It excites them.  And they’ll trust and want you within their reach, more and more, like a predictably good sandwich.

Don’t use openness as an excuse to be emotional and clingy.  That is not the point and definitely not what she wants more of.  Statements of openness are simple statements intended only to remind women how much we, as men, desire them, their presence and their time.  It is only when you make yourself slightly vulnerable that a woman will truly take to you.
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