Bachelor's Degree: Strategies For Meeting Girls Online

By Tyler Kalmakoff
[Personals]
Learn the Bachelor’s Degree guidelines for online dating.  Tyler Kalmakoff gives you some tips to stand out and find what you’re looking for.
It used to be that if you met somebody online, you were weird—plain and simple.  The notion that members of online dating communities are socially inept, murderous rampage serial killers is slowly fading.  Your friends may still do a double take when they hear of the news you’ve taken the plunge into the online world, but it’s best not to let anyone discourage you.

Have I ever met anyone online?  Heck yes.  I’ve met two girls on dating sites.  One of them turned out to be a rather extraordinary girlfriend for a period of time, the other turned out to be a fling.  Don’t hear me complaining.

Online dating can be fun, unless you’re not good at talking about yourself.  It can also be frustrating.  A girl may judge you too quickly simply by looking at a poor photo or she may not turn out to be what you expected once the two of you meet.  You’ll have girls ignore your messages and you’ll also have no choice but to ignore some incoming messages of your own.  It’s a cold-hearted world that online dating, but since when has any dating world been warm and fuzzy?

If you’re considering entering the dating matrix or just want to improve your profile, you’ve come to the right place, because we’ll have those girls acting like perverted owls, heads spinning, chasing, begging you to go with them in no time flat.

Picture Perfect

Stand out.  This means no drunken party photos, no pictures of your dog or cat slopping you up with kisses.  There’s no room for sensitivity here.  No other girls, either.  Be real.  Oh and leave your shirt on, unless that’s the kind of girl you want to attract.

We here at The Soko recommend a half cup of smile and a quarter cup of twinkle when choosing a profile picture.  No shirt, no shoes, no service.  And leave the graduation pictures in the yearbook.

You may run into advice telling you to include friends in pictures.  This is unnecessary.  You are all that matters here.  If you do have friends in a picture, make sure you supply a photo caption so the girls that visit your page don’t have to guess who you are.

Ace Your Profile Content

Two words:  be unique.  Spoon-feed women with a dose of self-deprecation.  Talk about how big of a jerk you are, how you need to be pampered with foot massages every 24 hours and make sure it’s clear you can multitask by pointing out that you can drive a stick, eat sushi with two sticks and talk on the phone all the while managing to stick to the road.  Impress them.

Something I enjoy doing is listing five icebreaker questions they can ask me.  More often than not they end up messaging me trying their own guesses at all five.  Make the questions ridiculous.  Give them something to have fun with.  They love to read stories and laugh.  Fulfill them.

Also include a date idea at the bottom of your profile write-up.  Make it sound excitingly far-fetched.  One I like to use is “Let’s rob a bank!  Or eat cheesecake.  A lounge maybe?  Maybe all three?  All four?  I can’t count, I’m a writer.”
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